Wizard Of Sextown 歌詞
Wizard Of Sextown - Revolting Cocks
There was an evil evil
Evil wizard that came on up to town
That wizard went and snatched them
The hobbits right from their beds oh yeah
Forcing them on a quest
To the east to visit sex-village oh yeah
The women there are eight feet tall
Arms of steel they can rip you in two
Yeah rip you in two
The wizard knew tiny hobbits
Had oversized hearts of steel
That could charm the pants
Off of any women
The union of the four foot man
And the eight foot women
The wizard knew
Would somehow save the world
Somehow somehow
Save the world from peril
The wizard knew if he was wrong
At least it would be amusing
The banshee she cries across the hills
(and up my spine)
The banshee is following me back home
It's the charm of the
Cease of your ingress
Oh yeah she cries across the hills
I can feel her nails down my spine
Catching my skin under her fingers
Mutton for the beggars quarters
For the thief
Mutton for the beggars quarters
For the thief
Mutton for the beggars quarters
For the thief
Mutton for the beggars quarters
For the thief
I fear not the punishment
Not the punishment
I fear not the punish the punishment
Persuading discourse they are blinded
By your majesty
They abuse your royal ear
They triumph in your woes
They're far from charity
Assurance that the sun does shine
Assurance that the sun does shine
It's the four foot men
Of sex-town Being man-handled
By an eight foot women
Brings us dark dark times
He doth take her from the side
He doth take her from behind
He doth leave her from his mind
I hear the creeping voice
It's gotten in my head
Head head head head
The proud women
Of the east feel shame now
Even hobbits deserve sex
They just have to pay for it