Pillowtalk Parody (Explicit)

Pillowtalk Parody (Explicit) - Bart Baker

I am free

I'm free from One Direction

Free to make

Songs about my erection

I dyed my hair blonde and I'm wearing leather

I do what I want

Unlike back when

One Direction was still together

I just don't give a f**k

See I did not shave

I look like I might be stoned too

Did you notice I cussed

This is the new Zayn

We've got to stop him

Yes we do

I made a song about sex

And the vid's getting more views

Than most 1D vids do

What's up with these effects

Whoever's editing this is on something

Is that a bouquet

And what's with your spike face

Why don't you have clothes on

Whoever made this is a moron

I just can't believe

Zayn made a sex song

I'm adult

And now that I have proved it

If I want

To do something I'll do it

I'll stay up all night watching the TV

It's past 1 AM

Who's that hot chick

He's watching an R-rated movie

Now that I'm an adult I'm going to vape

I even got a face tattoo

I can't believe Zayn did this

He was from a pop boy band

Now he acts like a grown man

And he's got a huge hit

I guess it can pay off to be an adult

Maybe we should grow up

Do all that grown up stuff

I say yes what the heck

Just wait till Zayn see what 1D do next

Maybe we all could

Even try having sex