Women Lose Weight (feat. Slick Rick)

What a surprise

Open your eyes

Woman advisor

The name of this entertainement is

Women lose weight

Our first years of mariage everything was just great

But after two kids

And a weight gain factor

The fact is

Now she's pletely unattractive

Look fat chicks

I don't mean to sound rude

I tell her nice hit the gym

And don't eat so much food

But no

Your shallow

You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth

But how if desire's is not there

That's just a delayment

Divorce is child support alimony payments

My happiness i doubt discourage

So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage

Meanwhile my secretary june well groomed

When you gonna leave your wife

I tell her soon mommy soon i assume

Or my destiny is blue

Interestingly

The only thing left for me to do is to kill her

What a surpriser

Open your eyes

Woman advisor

I'm gonna have to kill her

Of course there's lots which imposes divorces

Send that a** right to the morgue miss

What a surprise

Open your eyes

Woman advisor

I'm gonna have to kill her

Cause there's laws which enforces divorces

Send that a** right to the morgue miss

My plans against or shanagans

Kinda ran thin

Knowin' nothing about poisoning

And i can't swim

Bad intentions pumping

Might as well become numb

Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong

But the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this

Who can i get to help me murder this fat chick

I Guess i'll have to play a dude robbin on wednesday

The day she usually goes food shopping

Anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler

And Sent her clean over the divider

You bastard she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill

I thought she has to be dead

Later on get a call

(from a) Lieutenant Morgue

(had me) leapin like a frog

We need you at the morgue

So i selfishly persued

Boohoo there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her

What a surprise

Open your eyes

Woman advisor

Come on ya'll know i had to kill her

Of course there's lots which imposes divorces

Send that a** right to the morgue miss

Kill her

What a surprise

Open your eyes

Woman advisor

I had to kill her

'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces

Send her a** right to the morgue

So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run

No sir we don't have no clues right now

This is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids

Pull yourself together sir

I'm so broken up inside i just can't believe this

I understand I understand

Catch the person who did this

We're gonna try sir

Please

Screamin who done took my heart acting shakin up a lot

At the funeral though everyone was looking at me odd like i did it

Like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring

I heard he was displeased with her weight gain

While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook

All she does is order from restaurants

All of the sex you wants

I doubt could have dressed clothes not washed

Proper and house look a mess and

Talking to detectives that was waitin outside

How i took a long lunch break day the wife died

I darn near turned pale

And because of betrayal they indited me gave

Me an impossible bail

Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent

Moral of the story is

Desire is important

So watch your weight

It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given

Though looking back i realised i didn't have to kill her

What a surpriser

Open your eyes

A Woman advisor

I didn't have to kill her

Of course there's lots which imposes divorces

Send that a** right to the morgue

I killed her

What a surpriser

Open your eyes

A Woman advisor

I didn't have to kill her

Of course there's lots which imposes divorces

Send that a** right to the morgue

Well there you have it

Keep thin trim

Keep your mariage healthy

Do you know what i mean

Small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler

Women Lose Weight - Morcheeba