Howling at the Moon

I know theres never been a man in the awful shape I'm in

I can't even spell my name my heads in such a spin

To-day I tried to eat a steak with a big old table-spoon

You got me chasin rabbits walkin on my hands

And howlin at the moon

Well （*sug） I took one look at you and it almost drove me mad

And then I even went and lost what little sense I had

Now I can't tell the day from night I'm crazy as a loon

You got me chasin rabbits pullin out my hair and howlin at the moon

Some friends of mine asked me to go out on a huntin spree

Cause there ain't a hound dog in this state that can hold a light to me

I eat three bones for dinner today then tried to tree a coon

You got me chasin rabbits scratchin fleas and howlin at the moon

I rode my horse to town to day and a gas pump we did pass

I pulled i'm up and I hollered whoa said fill i'm up with gas

The man picked up a monkey wrench and wham he changed my tune

You got me chasin rabbits spittin out teeth and howlin at the moon

I never thought in this old world a fool could fall so hard

But honey baby when I fell the whole world must have jarred

I think Id quit my doggish ways if you'd take me for your groom

You got me chasin rabbits pickin out rings and howlin at the moon