The Mad, Mad Moonlight (Live At Hammersmith Odeon, London, 14th April 1975|2014 - Remaster)

The Mad, Mad Moonlight (Live At Hammersmith Odeon, London, 14th April 1975|2014 - Remaster) - Steve Harley/Cockney Rebel

Mad Mad Moonlight

It was just like a dream yeah

A surreal scene like a blue orange

I thought my senses had gone

Like i was writing a song about a foot-long Syringe

And she said 'hello dear it's my party

'So i hope you'll be smart hee hee

And i said i don't know

But i think i'll go fix me a stiff drink'

Well i sat there and stared

Because at first i was scared of this female Tarzan

And while she talked with the apes about champagne and grapes

I approached her Garden

And she said 'now now don't try to leave me

'It's unfair to deceive me

'I could kill if you try to escape me come upstairs my friend'

Now i knew i knew i couldn't be that mean

So i tried yeah i really tried to leave her

But she was a Big big big big girl big girl

Hurled out the door

It was becoming more of a test of honour

Would i go would i stay

Could i do it all day and be a certain gonnor

And she said 'now you're so young and tender

'And don't be concerned with my gender

It was hard

But i managed to send her away up to those fluffy white clouds

It was hard on the brain

But i would do it again for the satisfaction

She weighed 203 but that was ok by me

There was so much action

And she said 'shall we dance in the moonlight

'It would be so nice on a june night

But i said 'i don't kown 'bout that honey

I gonna sit by here and take me a rest' v