All I Want For Christmas (Remastered)

All I Want For Christmas (Remastered) - RuPaul

Composed by：Donald Yetter Gardner

Produced by：Joe Carrano/Pete Lorimer/Richard "Humpty" Vission/Michael Hacker/Michael Rosenman

Alright kids

Are you ready for me

I know I look good

But there's always room for improvement

All I want for Christmas is my liposuction

I want some lipo honey

I want you to put it all over my body

All I want for Christmas is my cheek implants

And my chin implant

And let's see my butt should be risen

Some parts are fake some parts are plastic

Some even say that I'm a phony

But I've dipped into the fountain of youth

And that ain't no bologna

So all I want for Christmas is my nose fixed up

Hey I want a nose job rhinoplasty

All I want for Christmas is my teeth capped

I want my teeth capped

And throw in an eye job while your at it

Oh yeah honey

You know this is a day of shame look at these thighs

Honey gravity is a *****

Tell me about it

But baby I got my secret weapon

And whats that girl

Park avenue plastic surgeon

All I want for Christmas is my ribs removed

I want my ribs removed I want

I don't need 'em no more

All I want for Christmas is my cheek implants

Throw in a derma peel while your at it

Doctor doctor hurry please

Your needed here on the double

All the other queens there jealous of me

And there mens gonna be in trouble

All I want for Christmas is my face lifted

I want my face lifted I want my face snatched

All I want for Christmas is my face snatched

So I can be oh so marvelous

Ohhhh honey I could use it all over my body

Nahhh I ain't got nothing against it

Honey I've been sucked plucked sinched pinched pulled snatched

Baby I have had every procedure done

And as long as there's a doctor on park avenue

I'll be looking good

Ohhhh yeah honey I'm looking good

Hun let me tell you something

Miss Pauls gon be fresh fresh as a daisy

Some parts are fake some parts are plastic

Some even say that I'm a phony

But I've dipped into the fountain of youth

And that ain't no bologna

All I want for Christmas is my breast implants

I want my breast implants baby I want my breast implants

All I want for Christmas is my tummy tucked

So I can look real purrrty

OK so Michelle

Do you remember your first Christmas at home

Oh yeah

Oh really what what what toys did you get

Do you remember

Well a lot of um toys with batteries

And um I remember taking them into the back of the car

And playing with them for hours

And my mom come knocking on the door and said

What's all that buzzin'