High Maintenance Woman

High Maintenance Woman - The Cowboy Band

I see her layin' by the poolside every day

She ain't got a lot on

She ain't got a lot to say

She wouldn't look my way

But, buddy, what do you expect?

I'm just the fix-it-up boy

At the apartment complex

And she'll go out dancin' 'bout 7:15

Climb into the back of a long limousine

I know where she's goin'

She's goin' downtown

I'm goin' downtown too,

And take a look around

She's my baby doll

She's my beauty queen

She's my movie star

Best I ever seen

I ain't hooked it up yet

But I'm tyin' hard as I can

It's just a high maintenance woman

Don't want no maintenance man

I'm just sittin' 'round waitin'

On a telephone call

After water pipe exploded

In the living room wall

If your washer and dryer need a repair

You know the handyman's waitin'

And he'll be right there

Twenty-four hours

Seven days a week

If it's gettin' clogged up

Or maybe startin' to leak

Just ring up my number, baby,

Give me a try

You know I got all the tools

And I can satisfy

She's my baby doll

She's my beauty queen

She's my movie star

Best I ever seen

I ain't asked her out yet

'Cause I don't know if I can

You see, a high maintenance woman

Don't want no maintenance man

Man

She's my baby doll

She's my beauty queen

She's my movie star

Best I ever seen

I ain't hooked it up yet

But I'm tryin' hard as I can

It's just a high maintenance woman

Don't want no maintenance man

Ain't no high maintenance woman

Gonna fall for a maintenance man

No