You Can Have Him

You Can Have Him - Fran Warren/Lisa Kirk/Tony Martin

You can have him I don't want him

He's not worth fighting for

Besides there's plenty more

Where he came from

I don't want him you can have him

I'm giving him the sack

And he can go right back

Where he came from

I could never make him happy

He'd be better off with you

I'm afraid I never loved him

All I ever wanted to do was

Run my fingers through his curly locks

Mend his underwear and darn his socks

Fetch his slippers and remove his shoes

Wipe his glasses when he read the news

Rub his forehead with a gentle touch

Mornings after when he's had too much

Kiss him gently when he cuddled near

Give him babies one for every year so you see

I don't want him you can have him

You can have him I don't want him

For he's not the man for me