One Week (Live)

One Week - Barenaked Ladies

It's been one week

Since you looked at me

Cocked your head to the side

And said "I'm angry"

Five days since you laughed

At me saying

"Get that together come back

And see me"

Three days since the living room

I realized it's all my fault

But couldn't tell you

Yesterday you'd forgiven me

But it'll still be two days

Till I say I'm sorry

Hold it now

And watch the hoodwink

As I make you stop think

You'll think you're looking

At Aquaman

I summon fish to the dish

Although I like the Chalet Swiss

I like the sushi

'Cause it's never touched

A frying pan

Hot like wasabe

When I bust rhymes

Big like LeAnn Rimes

Because I'm all about value

Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits

You try to match wits

You try to hold me

But I bust through

Gonna make a break

And take a ****

I'd like a stinkin achin shake

I like vanilla it's the finest

Of the flavours

Gotta see the show

Cause then you'll know

The vertigo is gonna grow

Cause it's so dangerous

You'll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it

If I think you're funny

When you're mad

Trying hard not to smile

Though I feel bad

I'm the kind of guy

Who laughs at a funeral

Can't understand what I mean

Well you soon will

I have a tendency

To wear my mind on my sleeve

I have a history of taking off my shirt

It's been one week

Since you looked at me

Threw your arms in the air

And said "You're crazy"

Five days since you tackled me

I've still got the rug burns

On both my knees

It's been three days

Since the afternoon

You realized it's not my fault

Not a moment too soon

Yesterday you'd forgiven me

And now I sit back and wait

Til you say you're sorry

Chickity China the Chinese chicken

You have a drumstick

And your brain stops tickin'

Watchin' X-Files with no lights on

We're dans la maison

I hope the Smoking Man's in this one

Like Harrison Ford

I'm getting frantic

Like Sting I'm tantric

Like Snickers

Guaranteed to satisfy

Like Kurasawa I make mad films

Okay I don't make films

But if I did they'd have a Samurai

Gonna get a set a' better clubs

Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs

Just so my irons aren't always

Flying off the back-swing

Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon

'Cause the cartoon has

Got the boom anime babes

That make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it

If I think you're funny

When you're mad

Tryin' hard not to smile

Though I feel bad

I'm the kind of guy

Who laughs at a funeral

Can't understand what I mean

Well you soon will

I have a tendency to wear

My mind on my sleeve

I have a history of losing my shirt

It's been one week

Since you looked at me

Dropped your arms to your sides

And said "I'm sorry"

Five days

Since I laughed at you and said

"You just did just what I thought

You were gonna do"

Three days since the living room

We realized we're both to blame

But what could we do

Yesterday you just smiled at me

Cause it'll still be two days

Till we say we're sorry

It'll still be two days

Till we say we're sorry

It'll still be two days

Till we say we're sorry

Birchmount Stadium

Home of the Robbie

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