Obscene Phone Caller

I came home knocked out after work

That's when my telephone goes berserk

How can I unwind or get some rest

Receiving sick phone calls from a lonely pest

Find someone else to bother

Mister or Miss Obscene Phone Caller

Why do you get off breathing on that phone

Obscene Phone Caller leave me alone

Why did you have to pick me out of all the people in the directory

I don't know what's going thru' your mind

But these nackoff phone calls are a waste of time

I must have my number changed

Or trace these calls from whence they came

If Alexander Bell were alive today

Would he want the telephone to be used this way

Find someone else to bother

Mister or Miss Obscene phone Caller

Obscene phone Caller

Find someone else to bother

Obscene phone Caller

You dirty little nasty twit