Eddie

Eddie - Jonathan Adams

From the day he was born

He was

Trouble

He was the thorn

In his mother's side

She tried in vain

But he never caused her nothing

But shame

He left home the day she died

From the day she was gone

All he wanted

Was rock 'n' roll porn

Und a motorbike

Shooting up junk

He was a low down cheap little punk

Taking everyone for a ride

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid

But when he threatened your life

With a switch blade knife

What a guy

Makes you cry

Und I did

Everybody shoved him

I very nearly loved him

I said hey listen to me

Stay sane inside insanity

But he locked the door and threw away the key

But he must have been drawn

Into something

Making him warn

Me in a note which reads

What's it say what's it say

I'm out of my head

Oh hurry or I may be dead

They mustn't carry out their evil deeds

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid

But when he threatened your life

With a switch blade knife

What a guy

Makes you cry

Und I did

When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid

But when he threatened your life

With a switch blade knife

What a guy

Woo ho ho

Makes you cry

Hey hey hey

Und I did

Eeyyyyy