The Man On the Flying Trapeze 歌詞
The Man on the Flying Trapeze - Spike Jones
Written by：alfred lee
As the crowd roars to the center ring steps our fractured baritone
Are you in voice Winstead
I believe I am in voice
Professor
Ohhh hunce I was wappy uh
Once I was sappy uh
Sap I was wussy no
Once I was happy buts now I borlorn uh
Lorn I fow mow uh
Sigh on lie now uh
Nylons are free
No no
Now I'm forlorn
Like an old goat
Oh no not a goat
That's an animal
Like an old coat that is tornered
And tat uh teetered and tonned
Uh tattered and tipped uh tap with a toupee uh ripped
Left in this wide world to sleep
And to snore uh to weep and to mourn
Betreaned by a jade in her means
Bemeaned by a trade for some jeans
Bejeaned by a teen with some jade
Betrayed by a maid in her teens
He floats by his hair
Not by his hair
That would hurt
Speaking of hair a man came up to me and said
Doodles your hair is getting thin
And I said well who wants fat hair
That's a killar
He floats through the air with the aidest
Of grease with the latest of
Fleas uhh with plates full of cheese
No no
With the birds and the bees uhh he can't miss
The manning young dare uh the daring young mare
He's not a horse that's silly
He'd break his neck
The fanny young dan
The danny young fan
He's an awful old ham
Uh he's a young fellow 'bout my age
You know a funny thing happened a man came up
To me and said
Doodles
Doodles did you leave home
I said I left home
He said
Did you put the cat out
I said I didn't know he was on fire
That's a killar
The daring young man on the flapping tripeze uh
Treezing triflaps uh trying flip flips uh flipping triflop
Uh flapping trivalve horizontal bars
His grations are axle no
His actions are horrible no
He's very good
All girls he doth please
But my wuv he hath lollen astay
No The dove's in the hayloft away
I'm on the road to Mandalay
No hey hey hey
No now
Did you hear about the owl that married a goat
They had a hootenanny
That's a killar
He's the man on the flying trapeeeeze