Tea Bag Blues

Tea Bag Blues - Billy Bragg/Wilco (照辦樂隊)

Well it's awful cold outside

I'm cold at home tonight

Walkin' up an' down by my poor self

God you know this just ain't right

Gonna boil myself a tea bag

Gonna boil myself a tea bag

And if you moze over my way

I will boil you off a tea bag too

Well I've come from Oklahoma

Where the dust and gravel blow

I've got gals with booseleg rotgut

But man I never did learn to know

Just how to boil me off a tea bag

How to simmer up a tea bag

And if you'll ease over my way

I will boil you off a tea bag too

I rode the trains and the busses

I rode the roads I rose the blinds

Hit every kind of bag and satchel

I used every bait I could find

Never did think about no tea bag

Never did see no tea bag

But if you'll ooze over closer

Yes I'll boil you off a tea bag too

Yes I will

I've used beer and wine and coffee

Buttermilk sodie and rum

And I've rolled them every color

Seen them go before they come

Learnin' how to use a tea bag

How to dip a tea bag

If you'll sneak over my way

I'm gonna strain your little tea bag too

Yeah baby that's a promise

Learnin' how to dip my tea bag

How to soak up my tea bag

And I'm up north in New York City

Singin' my lonesome tea bag blues