WDIDLN? (Explicit)

I moved to Hollywood recently from Boston

Where I grew up

And I heard about these sort

Of wild Hollywood party nights

That people would have

And I didn't think they were true

Until I moved to Hollywood

And I started having them

Anyway this is a song

About a crazy night

That happened a couple months ago

It's called

"What Did I Do Last Night "

Yeah yeah yeah

What the f**k did I do last night

I cried myself to sleep

It was a good one

I like the word poop sorry

Yeah we're getting edgy

I like the word poop cause

When you say poop your mouth does

The same motion your butthole does

When it poops

Poop

Not my best probably my worst

When did mother first describe gay sex to me

Good question

I was eight years old

I have a joke for that

I was eight years old

She sat me down at the dinner table

She was very mature about it

She said do you know how much my father

And I love each other

I said of course you and dad love

Each other more than two people

In the world could possibly love each other

She said well two men can

Love each other in the exact same way

That your father and I love each other

Yeah she said what happens

When two men love each other like that

What they do is they take off

All their clothes ugh

They get in the bed and they sh*t on the Bible

WDIDLN - Bo Burnham