Alright Ma

You were the bright young thing

Till you took a little sting of Victorian

Then it spread like a slick

Made your frozen heart tick so you passed it on

But I'm alright ma

I'm alright ma

So I kick around town see who's up and who's down

I hear you're trapped again

And you're straight on the bends

But you'd bend to be straight

Cos you're your only friend

But I'm Alright Ma

I'm Alright Ma

I'm Alright Ma

Turn on the TV and what do you know

Thank God the new god remote control

Guess you had it sussed out cos

You filled me in when I was young as semen

You say your world's gone cold

I'm stood here breaking the mould

I get this feeling

That I'm alright ma

I'm alright ma

I'm alright ma

Dad swears and mum don't care cos she knows

No-one hears her when her eyes are closed

Did you get what you want

Is your television keeping you happy

Guess you had it sussed out

Cos you filled me in when I was young as semen

You say your world's gone cold

I'm stood here breaking the mould

I get this feeling

That I'm alright ma

I'm alright ma

I'm alright ma

I'm alright ma