A Really Cool Dance Song

A Really Cool Dance Song - Bowling for Soup

We grew up in the suburbs

Got guitars for Christmas

And started a punk rock band

Then we travelled the nation

Became a sensation

In our 82 dodge van

Now we're getting older and much more sober

And we've got some big house payments to make

The wife wants a handbag

The kids need some college

And we just need one hit single to break

Get ready here it comes

This song sounds like a dance song

Cos dance songs are cool now

So get up and shake what your momma gave ya

It's our attempt at a dance song

A really cool dance song

It's gonna be a great big hit

And now the label is so stoked

They don't get the damn joke

The downloads are off the charts

Like those bands on the TV

In the frilly tuxedos

The ones that break the young girls hearts

And now we can too

This song sounds like a dance song

Cos dance songs are cool now

So get up and shake what your momma gave ya

It's our attempt at a dance song

A really cool dance song

I can't wait to hear the remix

This song sounds like a dance song

Cos dance songs are cool now

So get up and shake what your momma gave ya

It's our attempt at a dance song

A really cool dance song

It's gonna be a great big hit

Who the hell are we fooling

This isn't what we really do

We had to borrow this keyboard

We only listen to Motley Crue

But it's gonna be really funny

Cos this song will be number one

This song sounds like a dance song

Cos dance songs are cool now

So get up and shake what your momma gave ya

This song sounds like a dance song

Cos dance songs are cool now

So get up and shake what your momma gave ya

It's our attempt at a dance song

A really cool dance song

I can't wait to hear the remix

This song sounds like a dance song

Cos dance songs are cool now

So get up and shake what your momma gave ya

It's our attempt at a dance song

A really cool dance song

It's gonna be a great big hit

It's our new sound

We're gonna take it to the next level

You're gonna hear us in all the clubs

Dudes wait the drums just dropped out

The drums

No it doesn't sound good anymore

It I can't find the rhythm on the deal

It's nah it's cool no it's not

ALRIGHT We're back

We are dancing this is awesome

We are dancing

Dancing dancing dancing

And we're dancing dancing dancing

WOO