The Night Before Christmas 1967 (Spoken Word)

The Night Before Christmas 1967 (Spoken Word) - Jorma Taccone

Lyrics by：Traditional

Arranged by：Jorma Taccone

Ermmhm alright this is spider-man

The year is 1967

I'm going to be reading twas night before Christmas

Cough

Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse

And certainly not criminals

The stockings were hung by

The chimeny with care In hopes that st

Nicholas soon would be there

The children were all nestled all snug in their beds

While visions of sugarplums danced in their heads

And mama in her 'kerchief and I in my cap

Had just settled our brains what versions is this

Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap

When my spidey senses started tingling

Out on the lawn arose such a clatter

I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter

Hey there better not be any nefarious activity out

Here because my Spidey sense are ring ranging off the hook

My spidey senses

Away to the window I flew like a flash

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash

The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below

When what to my wondering eyes should appear

But a minature sleigh and eight tiny rein-deer

With a little old driver so lively and quick

I knew in a moment it must be st nick

More rapid than eagles his coursers they came

And he whistled and shouted and call'd them by name

Now dasher now dancer now prancer and Vixen

On comet on cupid on dunder and Blixem

You know what You know what This is long

This is really long

I'll just skip to the end here

Da da da daaa

Sugarplums let's see who wrote this moon on the breast

That's funny chubby elf

Turned to the jerk here we go big finish and

But I heard him exclaim ere he drove out of sight-

Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night

That good Am I filling out a time card in

It to Judy okay I have a splitting headache

Christmas party last night ten sheets in the wind

Threw up on the traintracks on 34th

This kid saw me not a good look for spider-man

*Cough*

Anyway that's something for ya right

Okay great