Ooh! My Feet (From "The Most Happy Fella")

Ooh My Feet (From 'The Most Happy Fella') - Linda Hopkins

Ooh my feet

My poor poor feet

Betcha your life a waitress earns her pay

I've been on my feet

My poor poor feet

All day long today

Oooh my toes

My poor poor toes

How can I give the service with the smile

When I'm on my toes

My poor poor toes

Mile after mile after mile after mile

After mile

This little piggy's only broken

This little piggy's on the bum

This little piggy's in the middle

Consequently absolutely numb

This little piggy

Feels the weight of the plate

Though the freights

Just an order of melba toast

And this little piggy

Is the littlest little piggy

But the big son-of-a-bitch

Hurts the most

Ooooh my feet

My poor poor feet

Betcha your life a waitress earns her pay

I've been on my feet

My poor poor feet

All day long today

Doing my blue plate special ballet