I'm A Lonely Jew [In the Style of "South Park"]

I'm A Lonely Jew (In the Style of "South Park") - Done Again

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas

My Friends won't let me join in any games

And I can't sing Christmas songs

Or decorate a Christmas tree

Or leave water out for Rudolph

'Cos there's something wrong with me

My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity

I'm a Jew a lonely Jew on Christmas

Hanukkah is nice but why is it

That Santa passes over my house every year

And instead of eating ham

I have to eat kosher latkes

Instead of 'Silent Night'

I'm singing 'Hu Hagtol Gavish'

And what the f**k is up

With lighting all these f**king candles tell me please

I'm a Jew a lonely Jew I can't be merry

But I'm Hebrew on Christmas