This Is What You Came for Parody (Explicit)

This Is What You Came for Parody (Explicit) - Bart Baker

This song was written 'bout Taylor

Before Calvin got dumped poor dude

Back when he was in love with her

And she was in love too

It seemed to good to be true

They were such a cute couple

But then pretty soon

Taylor started to do

What she always starts to do

Act all cooku

She said

Where the hell have you been

Working all on a new song for you

Bullsh*t

What's it called then Calvin

It's called this is what you came for

And it's all about

You oh oh

I do not believe you

Baby I swear it's true

Then explain this picture dude

She is singing the tune

Now I know what I've got to do

Watch every move

Taylor proceeded to

Never let him out of view

Her eyes were always glued

To everything he would do

But he still loved her true

I love how you stare at me boo

I don't trust you ha ha

One day

When Taylor's eyes were shut

Calvin

Snuck to a massage spot

That was known for giving hand jobs

And photographers

Caught him leaving the shop

Taylor saw the news and thought

He'll pay for that hand job

Once he releases his song

About me I'll cheat on

Him and dump his ass for

Hiddleston ha ha ha ha haa

And so

Taylor played along for

Five months

Until his song came out

It's time ha ha ha ha ha

Baby our song is a huge hit

I put

My soul in it for you

Ha ha ha ha haa

That's great but dear guess what

I've been cheating on

You with tom hiddleston

The bad guy from thor wait what

I thought we had true love

That's before your rub and tug

It was only a rub

Bullsh*t now it is time I must

Finish you up ha ha ha ha ha