You're My Sugar

But you're never sweet to me

You are my one and only

The only one I've kissed

But that black book

In your pocket honey

Ain't a grocery list

I took you to a night club

To have a bang-up time

We wound up washing dishes

'Cause you didn't have a dime

You're My Sugar

You're My Sugar

You're My Sugar

But you're never sweet to me

You're My Sugar

You're My Sugar

You're My Sugar

But you're never sweet to me

I ordered you a collar

Right from the catalog

And now I can't quit barkin'

'Cause the collar's for a dog

The next day

I sent you neckties

Did you like the ties you got

How come you tied

The neckties honey

Like a hangman's knot

You're My Sugar

You're My Sugar

You're My Sugar

But you're never sweet to me

You're My Sugar

You're My Sugar

You're My Sugar

But you're never sweet to me

The diamond ring I bought you

Was nothin' but the best

But you only paid a dollar down

I had to pay the rest

What happened to the fur coat

I bought the other day

Well that new fur coat you bought me

Just got up and walked away

You're My Sugar

You're My Sugar

You're My Sugar

But you're never sweet to me

You're My Sugar

You're My Sugar

You're My Sugar

But you're never sweet to me

Well I knitted you some golf socks

With fancy heels and soles

I guess they call 'em golf socks

'Cause they both have 18 holes

I promised you a pony

I promised you a yacht

A saddle and a paddle boy

Was all I ever got

You're My Sugar

You're My Sugar

You're My Sugar

But you're never sweet to me

You're My Sugar

You're My Sugar

You're My Sugar

But you're never sweet to me

I'm a-getting' tired of fightin'

Been at it all my life

Well the way we always get along

We should be Man and Wife

You're My Sugar

You're My Sugar

You're My Sugar

And I am sweet on You