Full Time Job

Full Time Job - The Hit Crew

I'm a mother I'm a lover a chef a referee

I'm a doctor and a chauffeur seven days a week

I ain't asking for a medal yeah I know you work too

I'd just like a little credit where credit is due

It's the hardest gig I've known I work my fingers to the bone

Yeah the dishes and the diapers never stop lousy pay

There ain't no 401k I know this may come as a shock

But this here's a full time job

Well I'm taking a vacation I could use a little fun

I'll be sipping on the silence and soaking up the sun

I'm leaving you my apron you can try it on for size

You said there's nothing to it so I'm sure you'll be fine

It's the hardest gig I've known I work my fingers to the bone

Yeah the dishes and the diapers never stop lousy pay

There ain't no 401k I know this may come as a shock

But this here's a full time job

In a day or maybe two you'll be changing your tune

By then you'll be ready to drop working my full time job

This is a full time job yeah yeah yeah