Inanity Over Christmas (Remastered 2010)

Inanity Over Christmas (Remastered 2010) - Madness

Hello everyone out there this is Carl and the rest of madness

We'd just like to bring you a bit of Christmas cheer

Please remember to keep a smile on your face till the new year

Hello this is woody and we've got a little song

For you merry Christmas

One two three four

Hiya Merry Christmas everyone mark here

I'm going to play a bit of bass for you now

Hello this is Chris happy Christmas

Hi Lee kix here filling your stocking

I play sax

But also I sing at the same time

Baffling eh

Well it's jingling bells it's Christmas time

Santa fetches his sack

Snowdrop glitter falls from the skies

To settle upon each and everyone's back

Chimney sweeps take to the streets

In the ongoing situation

Pages freeze upon your pension book

And up flies the flag of inflation

And all this time I'll be waiting up by the chimney stack

On this coldest year since brrrr up above upon a reindeer's back

Stop off at the rock of Gibraltar

Tea under the of Malta

Wrap up warmer in Warsaw

Cruise over the flats of Alaska

And all this time I'll be waiting up by the chimney stack

On this coldest year since brrrr up above upon a reindeer's back

I hope you've enjoyed this song so far

This is suggs and now I am going to take it away

OK lads let's close it together

And all this time I'll be waiting up by the chimney stack

On this coldest year since brrrr up above upon a reindeer's back

You'll never take me alive copper

Look reindeer don't be silly just come on down

I'm going to get that conny to ma

Don't waste anymore sit down this is holding the pace up

Shove it copper I stick a grapefruit in your face

You what you're out of a bloody job now come on down again

Nothing's going to stop us singing copper even if I have got to

Come down and tell you myself and stick it in your face

I'm going to send in the troops if you don't come down

We're going to keep singing in every home in the nation

Do whatever you want to do what that's it

You stupid flatfoot you'll never take me alive

I'm on top of the world boy