Bobby Brown

Bobby Brown - 24 Carat Gold

Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown

They say I'm the cutest boy in town

My car is fast

My teeth is shiney

I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie

Here I am at a famous school

I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool

I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper

Let her do all the work and maybe later I'll R**e her

Oh god I am the American dream

I do not think I'm too extreme

And I'm a handsome sonofa*****

I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich

Get a good

Get a good

Get a good

Get a good job

Women's liberation

Came creeping all across the nation

I tell you people I was not ready

When I f**ked this dyke by the name of freddie

She made a little speech then

Aw she tried to make me say when

She had my balls in a vice

But she left the dyke

I guess it's still hooked on

But now it shoots too quick

Oh god I am the American dream

But now I smell like vaseline

And I'm a miserable sonofa*****

Am I a boy or a lady

I don't know which

I wonder wonder

Wonder wonder

So I went out and bought me a leisure suit

I jingle my change but I'm still kinda cute

Got a job doing radio promo

And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo

Eventually me and a friend

Sorta drifted along into S and M

I can take about and hour on the tower of power

As long as I get a little golden shower

Oh god I am the American dream

With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream

And I'll do anything to get ahead

I lay awake night's saying

Thank you Fred

Oh god oh god I'm so fantastic

Thanks to Fred I'm a sexual spastic

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now

I'm going down

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now

I'm going down

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now

I'm going down