Ugly Joe

Ugly Joe - The Tiger Lillies

You got a face on the front

You got a face on the back

Your beard is so long

It's going down your back

You're so ugly mirrors you crack

Down a back alley you'd better mind your back

You're so ugly

You're so ugly

Well where others got skin you got scales

You look a bit green and you look a bit pale

At genteel conversation

You're gonna fail

You're as slimy as a garden snail

You're so ugly

You're so ugly

You got a birds nest in your beard

You hang around looking weird

You open your mouth saying something queer

As you drink twenty pints of beer

You're so ugly

You're so ugly

You've got less charm than attila the hun

You got a dirty face

And a dirty bum

Adolf hitler would have been a chum

You're a dirty low life piece of scum

Ugly

You're so ugly

You're a bearded leady in the freakshow

When they look at you

You let them know

You can use more holes than they can show

The hate from you is quick to flow

You're so ugly

You're so ugly

The little kids want to pull your beard

You stab them with your spear

When they say is it real

Sometimes you let them have a feel of your fist

Ugly

Yeah ugly

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