The Great Event (Album Version)

It's going to happen very soon

The great event which will end the horror

Which will end the sorrow

Next Tuesday when the sun goes down

I will play the Moonlight Sonata backwards

This will reverse the effects of the world's mad plunge into suffering

For the last 200 million years

What a lovely night that would be

What a sigh of relief as the senile robins become bright red again

And the retired nightingales pick up their dusty tails

And assert the majesty of creation