Ebenezer Scrooge

Ebenezer Scrooge the sins of man are huge

A never ending symphony of villainy and infamy

Duplicity deceit and subterfuge

And no one's worse than Ebenezer Scrooge

Though man's a handy candidate for Hell

I must admit life sometimes has

Its brighter side as well

I like life Life likes me

Life and I fairly fully agree

Life is fine Life is good

'Specially mine which is just as it should be

I like pouring the wine and why not

Life's a pleasure that I deny not

I like life here and now

Life and I made a mutual vow

Till I die life and I

We'll both try to be better somehow

And if life were a woman she would be my wife

Why

Why Because I like life

That's all very well for you but not for me I hate life

Scrooge you're an even bigger fool than I took you for

Now you listen to me

I like life

Well go on

I like life

That's better

Life likes me

Life likes me

Good Good

I make life a perpetual spree

Perpetual spree

Eating food

Drinking wine

Thinking who'd like the privilege to dine me

I like drinking the drink I'm drinking

That's better Scrooge

I like thinking the thoughts I'm thinking

I like songs I like dance

I hear music and I'm in a trance

Tra la la

Oompapah

Chances are we shall get up and prance

Where there's music and laughter happiness is rife

Why

Why Because I like life

Where there's music and laughter happiness is rife

Why Because I like life

See how much we like life