The Restroom Door Said, "Gentleman"

The restroom door said gentlemen

So i just walked inside

I took two steps and realized

I'd been taken for a ride

I heard high voices turned and found

The place was occupied

By two nuns three old ladies and a nurse

What could be worse

Than two nuns three old ladies and a nurse

The restroom door said gentlemen

It must have been a gag

As soon as i walked in there

I ran into some old hag

She sprayed me with a can of mace

And sacked me with her bag

I could tell this just wouldn't be my day

What could i say

It just wasn't turning out to be my day

The restroom door said gentlemen

And i would like to find

The crummy little creep who had

The nerve to switch the sign

Cause i've got two black eyes

And one high-heel up my behind

Now i can't sit with comfort and joy

Boy oh boy

No i'll never sit with comfort and joy

The Restroom Door Said Gentleman - Bob Rivers