Big Ole Butt (Album Version)

I was at the mall

Sippin' on a milkshake

Playin' the wall

Takin' a break

Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earings

Baby hair and bodies built to swing

That's when I seen her

Her name was Tina

Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina

I said "How you doin'

My name's Big L

Don't ask me how I'm livin'

'Cause yo I'm living swell

But then again I'm livin' kind of foul

'Cause my girl don't know

That I'm out on the prowl"

To make a long story short

I got the digits

Calls her on my car phone

And paid her a visit

I was spankin' her and thankin' her

Chewin' her and doin' her

Laugh 'cause my girl did'nt know

That I was screwing her

Layin' like a king on sheets of satin

That's what time it is you know what's happenin'

She had a big ole booty

I was doin' my duty

I mean yo I admit that my girl's a cutie

But Tina was erotic

Earl's my witness

With the kind of legs that

Put stockings out of business

When I went home

I kissed my girl on the cheek

But in the back of my mind

It was this big butt freak

I sat my girl down

I couldn't hold it in

And said to her with a devilish grin

TINA got a big ole butt

I know I told you I'd be true

But TINA got a big ole butt

So I'm leavin' you

TINA got a big ole butt

I know I told you I'd be true

But TINA got a big ole butt

So I'm leavin' you

I went to the high school about three o'clock

To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock

My homeboy's jeep

The system blastin'

Cold forty dogs

Smilin' and laughin'

Girls all over the kind I adore

I felt like a kid in a candy store

That's when I seen her

Her name was Brenda

She had the kind of booty

That I'd always remember

I said to my man "Stop the jeep"

She's only senteen but yo don't sleep

I kicked the bass like an NFL punter

And scoped the booty like a big game hunter

I said to the girl "Yo you look tired

Let's go get some rest relax by the fire"

I put the big booty on a bearskin rug

She gave me a kiss I have her a hug

I said to the girl

"them young boys ain't nothin'

You want to get freaky

Let me kiss your belly button"

I circled it and teased it

And made her squeal

Grabbed a pack of bullets

And pulled out the steel

When I was through

I wiped the sweat from my eyes

When to the kitchen

And got some sweet potato pies

Tina busted in my house while I was eatin'

You know what I said

Too bad you caught me cheatin' but

BRENDA got a big ole butt

I know I told you I'd be true

But BRENDA got a big ole butt

So I'm leavin' you

BRENDA got a big ole butt

I know I told you I'd be true

But BRENDA got a big ole butt

So I'm leavin' you

I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak

Around the time whe the waitress

Are on their lunch break

I pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my car

Somebody shouted out

"I don't care who you are"

I paid it no attention I walked inside

Because Brian had a nine

And he was chillin' in the ride

I walked in the place

Everybody was lookin'

And shrimp and steak wasn't

The only thing cookin'

I sat down to eat ordered my food

I said to the waitress

"I don't men to be rude

But I'll take you on a platter"

She said "You got a girl"

I said "It don't matter

You look like you're tastier

Than a pipin' hot pizza

What's your name" She said"My tag says Lisa"

I said "O K you're smart and all that

But when you get off work yo I'll be back"

She looked at me

And said "Make yourself clear

L where we going" I said "Right here"

She looked kind of puzzled

I said "You'll see"

I pulled up at ten on the D O T

When she walked out the door

I threw my tongue down her throat

Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat

Laid her on the table and place my order

And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter

On and on to the break 'a dawn

All over the restaurant word is born

I heard somebody coughin'

I checked my watch

I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock

I grabbed my pants put on my Kangol

Who did I see Oh yo it was Brenda

Yo she worked at Red Lobster

But I didn't remember

LISA got a big ole butt

I know I told you I'd be true

But LISA got a big ole butt

So I'm leavin' you

See ya

LISA got a big ole butt

I know I told you I'd be true

But LISA got a big ole butt

So I'm leavin' you

See ya

Big Ole Butt - LL Cool J