I'm Bad (DO NOT USE)

Artist：ll cool j

Songs Title：i'm bad

Album by: Bigger & Deffer

Artist by: LL Cool J

（calling all cars calling all cars ）

（be on the lookout for a tall light-skinned brother with dimples）

（wearing a black kangol sweatsuit gold chain and sneakers）

（last seen on farmers boulevard headed east）

（alias l l cool j）

（hes bad ）

Aaaahhhhhhhhhh

No rapper can rap quite like I can

Ill take a musclebound man and put his face in the sand

Not the last mafioso Im a mc cop

Make you say go l l and do the wop

If you think you can outrhyme me yeah boy I bet

Cause I aint met a m**********r who can do that yet

Trendsetter Im better my rhymes are good

I got a gourmet plate that says I wish you would

And when rap begin then I gotta join in and

Before my rhyme is over you know Im a win

Cool j has arrived so you better make way

Ask anybody in the crowd they say the kid dont play

Sparring competition thats my hobby and job

I dont wear a disguise because I dont own the mob

Got a pinpoint rap that makes you feel trapped

So many girls on my jock I think my phone here is tapped

Im bad

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Im like tyson icin Im a soldier at war

Im makin sure you dont try to battle me no more

Got concrete rhymes been rappin for ten years and

Even when Im braggin Im bein sincere

Mcs cant win I make em rust like tin

They call me jaws my hat is like a sharks fin

Because Im bad as can be got my voice all waxed

Some brothers think hes making records now he must have relaxed

I couldnt shouldnt and itll stay that way

The best rapper youve heard is l l cool j

Kamikaze take a look at what Ive done

Used to rock in my basement now Im number one

And can happen on time never standin on lime

You wanna try me first you better learn how to rhyme

Im the pinnacle that means I reign supreme

And Im notorious Ill crush you like a jelly bean

Im bad

I eliminate punks cut em up in chunks

You were souped you heard me and your ego shrunk

Im devastating Im so good its a shame

Cause I eat rappers like a cannibal they call me insane

Im as strong as a bull of course you know I am pull

I enjoy what Im doing plus Im paid in full

Not buckaroo bonsai but busted out as i

Say the kind of rhymes that make mcs withstand I tie

Never retire or put my mike on the shelf

The baddest rapper in the history of rap itself

Not bitter or mad just provin Im bad

You want a hit give me a hour plus a pen and a pad

Mcs they retreat cause they know I can beat em

And eat em in a battle and the ref wont cheat em

Im the best takin out all rookies

So forget oreos eat cool j coookies

Im bad

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Never ever no never

Never wearin no levis battle me why try

Ill treat you like a stepchild so tell mommy bye bye

Sparrin mcs and Im a never get with

When I retire Ill get w*****p like a old battleship

L l Im bad other rappers know

When I enter the center they say yo yo there he go

My paychecks large mr bogart in charge

Not a puncher or hunter from a rap cool large

The original todd teachin how to be hard

Take the skin off a snake and split a pea from a pod

Youre a novice Im noble and I decipher my tongue

Not atilla the hun but no Im threwler his son

My vultures exact like rack and pinion in a jag

You try to brag you get your rhymes from a grab-bag

No good scavenger catfish vulture

My tongues a chisel in this competition sculpture

Im bad

（think Im gonna need backup）

（think Im gonna need backup）

（what you need that for ）

（yo this is l l cool j）

（and youll never catch me so dont even try it）

（Im too bad for ya understand ）

Aaaaaahhhh Im bad