A Miracle Would Happen / When You Come Home To Me (Live at the London Palladium|Explicit)

A Miracle Would Happen / When You Come Home To Me (Live at the London Palladium|Explicit) - Ben Platt/Rachel Zegler

Lyrics by：Jason Robert Brown

Produced by：Jason Robert Brown

Somebody told me that the minute you get married

Every other woman in the world

Suddenly finds you attractive

Well that's not true

But there are some women-

Not all women but some women-

Who wouldn't give you the time of day before

And now they're banging down your door

And falling to their knees

At least that's what it feels like because you

Can not touch them

In fact you can't even look at them-

Close your eyes close your eyes close your eyes

Except you're sitting there

Eating your corned beef sandwich

And all of a sudden this pair of breasts walks by

And smiles at you

And you're like that's not fair

And in a perfect world

A miracle would happen

And every other girl would fly away

And it'd be me and Cathy

And nothing else would matter-

But it's fine it's fine it's fine

I mean I'm happy

And I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine-

It's not a problem it's just a challenge-

It's a challenge to resist temptation

And I have to say that what exacerbates the problem

Is I'm at these parties I'm the center of attention

I'm the grand fromage and here she comes

Let's get a cup of coffee

Will you look at my manuscript?

And I'm showing her my left hand

Yeah I'm I'm gesticulating with my left hand

And then woah there's Cathy

'Cause she knows they always know-

And there's that really awkward moment

Where I try to show I wasn't encouraging this

Though of course I sort of was

And I don't want to look whipped in front of this woman

Which is dumb I shouldn't care what she thinks

Since I can't fuck her anyway

And in a perfect world

A miracle would happen

And every girl would look like cousin it

And it'd be me and Cathy

And nothing else would matter

But it's fine it's fine it's fine

You know I love her

And it's fine it's fine it's fine-

It's what I wanted

And I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine

It's not a problem it's just a challenge-

It's a challenge to resist temptation

When you come home to me

I'll wear a sweeter smile

And hope that for a while you'll stay

When you come home to me

Your hand will touch my face

And banish any trace of gray

Soon a love will rise anew

Even greater than the joy I felt just missing you

And once again I'll be so proud to call you mine

When finally you come home to me

I'll be there soon Cathy-

I'll finish up this chapter and be out the door

I swear I'll be there soon Cathy-

Don't give up on me yet

I am so proud of you baby-

You're doin' what you never got to do before-

And I will be there ripe and crawlin'

If fuckin' random house stops callin'

Don't lose faith-

Don't get down

Don't despair

I'll be there

And in a perfect world

A miracle would happen

And that day would finally be here

And it'd be me and you riding it together

And the things we do goin' like we planned

We're gonna make it through

And nothing else will matter-

We'll be fine we're fine

We're fine we're fine

We're fine we're fine we're fine

I'll be there soon Cathy

I swear I will