Just For Fun

I'm superior you're inferior

I'm the big attraction you're the small

I'm the major one you're the minor one

I can beat you singing that's not all

Anything you can do I can do better

I can do anything better than you

No you can't yes I can

No you can't yes I can

No you can't yes I can yes I can

You're cheating

Well anything you can be I

Can be greater I don't think so

Sooner or later I'm greater than you

No you're not Yes I am

Nah you're not Yes I am

Nah you're not Yes I am yes I am

I can shoot a partridge

With a single cartridge

I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow

I can live on bread

And cheese and only that

Yes So can a rat

Anything you can

Sing I can sing louder

I can sing anything louder than you

No you can't Yes I can

No you can't Yes I can

No you can't Yes I can yes I can Enzio

Any note you can hold

I can hold longer

I can hold any note

Longer than you

No you can't

Yes I can No you can't

Yes I can can can

Yes I can

Yes I can

Yes I can

Anything You Can Do - Dean Martin