If I Were A Bell

If I Were A Bell - Holly Cole

Ask me - How do I feel

Ask me now that we are cosy and clinging

Well sir all I can say is

If I were a bell I'd be ringing

From the moment we kissed tonight

That's that way I've just got to behave

Boy if I was a lamp I'd light

Or if I was a banner I'd wave

Ask me how do I feel

Little me with my quiet upbringing

Well sir all I can say is

If I was a gate I'd be swinging

Or if I was a watch I'd start popping my spring

Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding

Ask me - How do I feel

From this chemistry lesson I'm learning

Well sir all I can say is

If I was a bridge I'd be burning

Yes I knew my morale would crack

From the wonderful way that you looked

Boy if I was a duck i'd quack

Or if I was a goose I'd be cooked

Ask me how do I feel

Ask me now that we're fondly caressing

Pal if I was a salad

I'd surely be splashing my dressing

Or I were a season

I'd surely be spring

Or if I were a bell

Or if I were a bell

Or if I were a bell

I'd go ding