You're so Vain

You're so Vain - Faster Pussycat

You walked right into the party like you were walking onto a yacht

Your thong strategically hiked above one thigh

Your stomach was apricot

You had one eye in the mirror you think you were so damned hot

And all the boys think that they'd be your partner

They'd be your partner and

You're so vain you probably think this song is about you

You're so vain I'll bet you think this song is about you

Don't you don't you

You had me several years ago when I was still quite naive

Well you said that we made such a pretty pair

And that you would never leave

But you gave away the things you loved and one of them was me

I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee

Clouds in my coffee and

You're so vain you probably think this song is about you

You're so vain I'll bet you think this song is about you

Don't you don't you

I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee

Clouds in my coffee and

You're so vain you probably think this song is about you

You're so vain I'll bet you think this song is about you

Don't you don't you

Well I hear you went up to Saratoga and your horse naturally won

Then you jumped into your jet and flew to Nova Scotia

To see the total eclipse of the sun

Well you're where you should be all the time

And when you're not you're with

Some underworld spy or somebody's boyfriend

Somebody's boyfriend and

You're so vain you probably think this song is about you

You're so vain I'll bet you think this song is about you

Don't you don't you

You're so vain

You're so vain

You're so vain

You're so vain

You're so vain

You're so vain