Everyone Else Is An Asshole

Everyone Else Is An Asshole - Reel Big Fish

Whoaaa

Whoaaa

I tried to be nice

I tried to live my life but

Everyone else is an asshole

I tried to forgive

I tried to live and let live but

Everyone else is an asshole

And everybody else

Thinks of no one but themselves

And no one want to help

'Cause they're all assholes

And every friendly chat

Is a knife in the back

A sneaky attack waiting to happen

I tried not to mind

I tried to be so kind but

Everyone else is an asshole

I tried to let love rule

But I feel like such a fool 'cuz

Everyone else is an asshole

And they're out there even now

Trying to mess me up somehow

They won't stop it now

'Cuz they're all assholes

And they're planning while I sleep

And even as we speak

To strike while I am weak

'Cuz they're all assholes

Everyone else everyone else

Everyone else is an asshole

Everyone else everyone else

Everyone else is an asshole

It's time to defend

I know I have no friends

Everyone else is an asshole

I've got to get them first

'Cuz worse has come to worst

Everyone else is an asshole

But they put the blame on me

Pretended not to see

That I just want to be free

From these assholes

Well I couldn't take their s**t

So I tried to deal with it

And now I look a bit

Like an asshole

I tried to be nice

I tried to live my life but

Everyone else is an asshole

I tried to overlook

And I've tried to close the book but

Everyone else is an asshole

I tried not to talk s**t

But I just couldn't help it

Everyone else is an asshole

They called it assault

But it really wasn't my fault

Everyone else is an asshole

Everyone else everyone else

Everyone else is an asshole

Everyone else everyone else

Everyone else is an asshole

You're an asshole too

Whoaaa

You're an asshole too

Whoaaa

I'm talking about you

Talking about you

I'm talking about you

And you and you

You're an asshole too

I'm talking about you

And you and you

You're an asshole too

I'm talking about you

I'm talking about you

And you and you

You're an asshole too