There's Another Santa Claus

There's Another Santa Claus - Bob Rivers

There's another Santa Claus

There's another Santa Claus

There's another Santa Claus there

Everywhere you look you can't escape

There's Santas everywhere

Bells are ringing children screaming

Something doesn't seem right

His beard is gray that's a nice toupee

But his eyebrows oughta be white

There's another Santa Claus

There's another Santa Claus

There's another Santa Claus there

One at the mall and one in the window

Sitting in a velvet chair

Fat ones skinny ones tall ones short ones

Cheeks so rosy and bright

That Christmas cheer smells a lot like beer

Call Santa Claus a cab tonight

Just saw Santa Claus

Just saw Santa Claus

Just gave a Santa Claus change

Drove downtown and a bell ringing Santa Claus

Hit me up again

When those sleigh bells jingle jangle

On my roof top tonight

Will my chimney be backed up

With Santas all crammed in tight

There's another Santa Claus

There's another Santa Claus

There's another Santa Claus there

Everywhere you look you can't escape

There's Santas everywhere

Bells are ringing children screaming

Something doesn't seem right

His beard is grey

That's a nice toupee

But his eyebrows oughta be white