Pimp the Ho (Explicit)

**** the ho

**** that ho

It's like Too Short raps

Been around a while

I rocked to the beat

And got my own style

I'm from the O city

And I said it before

I was born to mack

Call me Playboy Short

You wanna get freaky

Look at the tie

We could do the nasty

But It's almost nine

My show starts at ten

I gots to go

Like the mack said homie pip the ho

Check it out everybody

If you got two ears

Turn your radio up

Short Gog is here

If the bass ain't kickin'

Pick up the phone

Dial 911 tell 'em turn it on

Bumped a cute young

Tender in a tight red dress

She had a soft booty

And a real big chest

She said I love you said it again

At the motel freaked her

And her friends

Like a Too Short rap

And everybody knows

Like the mack said homie

**** the hoes

Ain't no need in playin'

Games none at all

Fakin' like a giant when

You're just too small

No need to rush take your time

To adjust to the changes in my rhyme

To you rappers tonights your night

You all jump straight up on your mic

Screamin' I'm the best

But let me see

I make a lotta money

Could that be me

He said hell no

I'm the king of the rap

Looked me in my eyes

Said deal with that

I said hold on buddy

Don't talk that junk

You drank two 40's

Now you must be drunk

He said Lets battle

I said Go

Like the Mack said homie

I ****** the ho

All hail the king

Go straight to hell

If your girlfriends

Freakin' on a freaky tale

Better play your rap and take mine off

Before the ***** gets

Wet and you're still soft

No need to rush take your time

To adjust to the changes in my rhyme

I was on the turf

Cold chillin' out

When a sucker MC

Got hit in the mouth

Tryin' to find out

If he can hang with me

The boy got hooked on

The **** fiend beat

I said ***** what are you smokin'

It ain't funny cool I ain't jokin'

You never shoulda said

I was fakin' the place

You wouldnta got socked

Straight in your face

I'm the coldest MC on a microphone

Now the sucker MCs just leave me alone

They might suck on yours

But they can't get mine

Like the Mack said homie

**** all the time

I'm not talkin' 'bout hookers

In mini skirts

When you **** like me

Put your mind to work

It's like 24 hoes better known as tracks

When I grab that mic

I spit these raps

I start workin the hoes

And it just don't stop

It's goin' on till the panties drop

I'm sir Too Short like I said

***** can't lick don't give me head

Had a fresh young tender

Won't say her name

It's the same old story

Ran the same old game

She can blow more head than

A well blows water

The girl won't stop when

She get started

Like the freak you married

I had to get with her

Ain't no doubt short dog would get her

I'm a cold player I can't lie

They call me playboy Short

And I told you why

I'm a mack so get back

I put my tape in the deck in my Cadillac

And as my ride goes on definitely

I speak each word loud as can be

I'm the T double O and like I said

If your girlfriends freakin'

I accept all head

Scream out the combination

And I open the lock

Plug in the mic jack

And then rock that cock

Back to back like the Oakland Raiders

In and out like your crossfaders

Makin' people dance all

Over the floor

Lovin that rapper named sir Too Short

You got my bank little girl

No time to act silly

I'm dynamite baby

And my name ain't Willy

Cold as hell hard to stop

I spit these raps and rock yo block

Hit the city talkin' 'bout It's goin' on

And the next thing you know

The whole nations gone

It's too Short on the mic

And I'm spittin' mo raps

Than any rapper you like

So all you suckers worth

Rappers you hate my beat

All I gotta say is don't **** with me

My game is tight my bank is made

You can hate big Short

But I still get paid

You say I can't I say you can

Show respect little boy

When you deal with a man

I saw you laughin' when

You came in the place

Punk I start laughin'

When I spit in your face

See I know how I feel

I should be shut at dawn

But I'm a true MC I keep rockin' on

I won't say I'm best won't declare I'm bad

I'm just a rappin' **********

With a hard *** rap

Too Short cold comin' up

Say a rap homeoby get

The mic out your butt

Be a man if you can 'coz

It might get worse

You be walkin' 'round town

With a wig and a purse

No tellin' what's next

I don't know

Like the Mack said homie **** the ho

I'll be good to you

You'll be good to me

Anything you want

Or anything you need

I got my eye on you

And I'm into you

I'll give you all my dough

You just **** that ho

I'm never draggin' when I'm rhymin'

'Coz I make a lotta money

I jump into my car

Drop it if It's sunny

Doggin' the freaks and all that sh*t

Long haired hoes with real big tIt's

I'm a eastside player oh yes I am

Grab the microphone

And start makin' grands

I take a freak to her

Room not a hotel trick

I cold chill out at the Motel Six

I'm ridin in the car and

I can't be found

I'm the hardest **********

Rappin' from this town

My name is sir too Short

And if you say So what

I look you in your eye

And wouldn't give a ****

I live a California lifestyle

Ain't no trip

8 years on the mike

And ain't faked it yet

So when you see me on stage

I won't blow you a kiss

I put my finger in the air

And tell you just like this

Say *****

**** the ho

**** The Ho - Too $hort