When Velma Takes the Stand

Billy I been thinkin' a lot about my trial

Couldn't I just show you what I thought

I might do on the witness stand

Sure sure

Go ahead

Good Hit it

Well then when I got on the stand

I thought I'd take a peek at the jury

Then I'd cross my legs like this you know

When Velma takes the stand

Then when Harrison cross examines me

I thought I'd give 'em

This and then if he yells at me

I thought I'd tremble like

This "ooh no please stop "

When Velma takes the stand

Look at little Vel

See her give 'em hell

When she turns it on

She's got 'em eating out of the palm of her hand

Then I thought I'd let it all be too much for me

Like real dramatic

Then I thought I'd get thirsty and say

"Please someone could I have a glass of water "

When Velma takes the stand

See that Kelly girl

Make that jury whirl

When she turns it on

She's gonna get 'em goin'

'Till she's got 'em gone

Then

I thought I'd cry Buckets Only I don't

Have handkerchief

That's when I have to ask you for yours

I really like that part

Don't you Then I get up and try to

Walk; oh but I'm too weak

And I slump and I slump and I

Slump and I slump until finally I faint

When she rolls her eyes

Watch her take the prize

When Velma takes the stand