Life At A Top People's Health Farm

Life At A Top People's Health Farm - The Style Council

Dad's gone down the dog track

Engels' laying cables

Brother's with his student friends

Plotting in the stables

They're preparing for

Power and how to win

I'm covered in Solaire and

Preparing to swim

"Old iron old iron"

I heard the bobby shout

As he brought his friendly

Truncheon down

With a God Almighty clout

Mother's playing bingo

She's hoping for a big win

She buys the daily papers

To see how 10 percent live

My cousin's greatest wish

Is to one day buy a farm

And turn it into a health

Club with top people charm

And any evening any day

I'm singing to myself

I'll pack up all my clothes and dough

And piss off somewhere else

My ol' man was a dust

Person until he got the shove

Now the iron heel he talked

About is backed by the iron glove

Brother's bought new glasses

Shaped like Leon Trotsky's

They look very nice on the mantle

Piece next to the Royal Family

I'm laying back with the radio

On in time to hear the Archer's

An everyday tale of country folk

Mixed up in prostitution hey

Like all good stories with a happy end

Which I'll now give to you

Our cousin's wish was granted

And so his dreams came true

His gas shares doubled

His telecoms soared

Till he had enough money

To chair his own board

Thank you Margaret Thatcher

May you never come to harm

He now serves cocktails and lettuce

At Top Peoples Health Club Farm hey