Red Solo Cup

Red Solo Cup (紅色獨杯) - Long Horn Country

Tell one tow three

Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle

For barbecues tailgates fairs and festivals

And you sir do not have a pair of testicles

If you prefer drinking from glass

Hey red solos cup is cheap and disposable

And in fourteen years they are decomposable

And unlike my home they are not fore-closable

Freddie Mac can kiss my a** woo

Red solo cup

I fill you up

Let's have a party let's have a party

I love you red solo cup I lift you up

Proceed to party proceed to party

Now I really love how your easy to stack

But I really hate how your easy to crack

'Cause when beer runs down the front of my pack

Well that my friends is quite yucky

But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten

Admiring how sharply my first name is written

On you with a sharpie when I get to hittin'

On them to help me get lucky

Red solo cup I fill you up

Let's have a party let's have a party

I love you red solo cup

I lift you up

Proceed to party

Proceed to party

Now I've seen you in blue

And I've seen you in yellow

But only you red will do for this fellow

'Cause you are my Abbot to my Costello

And you are the fruit to my loom

Red solo cup you're more than just plastic

You're more than amazing

You're more than fantastic

And believe me

That I'm not the least bit sarcastic

When I look at you and say

Red solo cup, you're not just a cup

No, no God no

You're my friend

Friend, friend, yeah, life long

Thank you for being my friend

Red solo cup

I fill you up

Let's have a party

Let's have a party

I love you red solo cup I lift you up

Proceed to party

Proceed to party

Woo

Red solo cup, red solo

I fill you up, let's have a party

Let's have a party

Let's have a party

Let's have a party

Red solo cup

I lift you up

Let's have a party

Proceed to party

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