The Billboard Song (Live)

The Billboard Song (Live) - Homer

Oh when I was walking down the street a billboard caught my eye

The advertisement written there would make you laugh and cry

The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before

And as I read the thing it said

Well this is what I saw

Smoke coca-cola cigarettes drink wrigley's spearmint beer

Ken-l-ration dog food makes your wife's complexion clear

Chew chocolate-covered mothballs -- they're always satisfy

Brush your teeth with lifebuoy soap and watch the suds go by

When I recovered from the shock I went along my way

I'd gone no further than a block when there to my dismay

Another billboard caught my eye just like the one before

As I gazed upon it well this is what I saw

Oh Take your next vacation in a brand-new frigidaire

Learn to play piano in your winter underwear

And Simonize your baby with a hershey's candy bar

See the difference that drano makes in all the movie stars

Oh doctors say that babies shouldn't smoke 'til they are three

People over 35 take baths in lipton tea

You can make this country a better place today

Just buy a record of this song and throw it far away

T I E D tied