Life Hereafter (From "Muppets Haunted Mansion"/Soundtrack Version)

Life Hereafter (From "Muppets Haunted Mansion"/Soundtrack Version) - The Muppets/Will Arnett

Lyrics by：Bill Barretta/Kirk R. Thatcher/Kelly Younger

Composed by：Ed Mitchell/Steve Morrell/Johann Sebastian Bach

Arranged by：Ed Mitchell/Steve Morrell

Produced by：Ed Mitchell/Steve Morrell

Welcome to the life hereafter

Sleepless nights eternal laughter

Buy the farm push up some daisies

Then get down with us creepy crazies

Hi wanna come play with me

Frights du jour

And daily nightmares

Ghoulish scares to raise your neck hairs

If you think it's too macabre

Follow the floating candelabra

But he ain't French and he can't croon

We did that in a beastly cartoon

She was a beauty

We'll never rest we'll never cease

'Till you finally rest in peace

You can fly and you can float

Or you can scream just like a goat

But to grant your endless wishes

First you must sleep down with the fishes

Hey hold on I'm not sleepy

Rain or snow

Lightning or thunder

The party is down here six feet under

Trick or treat

Take a smell of my feet

And give me something good to eat

You're all alone but don't be scared

We've got your wake all pre-prepared

Hi I'm serving soup

It's a cream mock tortoise

And a yummy red that pairs

With rigor mortis

It's all so dopey

I'm complaining

At least it's almost entertaining

Your attention please

Restless spirits have halted

Our progress

Please remain seated

In your doom buggy

And we will continue

Our tour momentarily

Oh no the only thing worse

Than being stuck in here with you

Is being stuck in here with them

We tell jokes

I do tricks

With my deadly candlesticks

Come on now and lift your glass

Filled with poison sassafras

It is sassafras and for this fruty tutty

Sign your will deed and trust

'Cause it's time to bite the dust

Cash in your chips we're not joking

Now's the time you should be croaking

You're so great none can compare

No one has your savoir faire

It's time to turn your whole life story

Into a memento mori

Corpse by corpse and one by one

Until you shout my life is done

So join us in this life hereafter

Sleepless nights eternal laughter

Sleepless nights eternal laughter

Sleepless nights eternal laughter

Sleepless nights eternal laughter

And now the greatest act of all

It's Gonzo's final curtain call

From the basement to the rafters

Join us in the great hereafter

You'll be great forever after

In our monstrous life hereafter

For our afterparty afterlife

Rest in peace

RIP