My Mom (Album Version|Edited)

My Mom Lyrics

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Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

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Yo Yo

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Alright money comes first

Here we go now

My mom loved Valium and lots of ***

That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her

Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' ***

That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom

"My mom my mom" --I know you're probably

Tired of hearing the "my mom" oh-oh whoa-oh

But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty

And how I became hooked on Va-al-iu-um

Valium was in everything: food that I ate

The water that I drank f**king peas in my plate

She sprinkled just enough of it just to season my steak

So everyday I had at least three stomach aches

Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her

Son be grow up to be an under-a-f**kin'-chiever

My teacher didn't think I was gonna' be nothing either:

"What the f**k you stickin' gum up under the f**kin' seat for "

"Mrs Mathers your son has been huffing ether

Either that or the motherf**ker's been puffin ** "

But all of this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either

It was neither I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought

Pee in a tea cup B**ch you ain't my keeper I'm sleepin';

What the f**k you keep on f**kin' with me for

Slut you need to leave me the f**k alone; I ain't playin'

Go find you a white crayon and color a f**kin' zebra

My mom loved Valium and lots of ***

That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her

Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' ***

That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom

Wait a minute This ain't dinner this is paint thinner

"You ate it yesterday; I ain't hear no complaints did I "

"Now here's a plate full of pain killers

Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes

You little motherf**ker don't you sit there and make

That retarded f**kin' face without even tastin' it "

"You'd better lick the f**kin' plate; you ain't wastin' it

Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again

And I ain't givin' in You're gonna' just sit there and want to f**kin' play spin again

Until next Thanksgiving and if you still ain't finished it

I'll use the same sh*t again and when I make spinach dip it'll be placed in the sh*t

You little sh*t wanna' sit there and play innocent

A rat fell and hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it

Child support Your father he ain't sent the sh*t

So what if he did It's none of your dang business kid "

My mom there's no one else quite like my mom

I know I should let bygones be bygones

But she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on

'Cuz my mom loved Valium and lots of ***

That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her

Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' ***

That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom

My mom loved Valium Now what I am is a party animal

I am what I am but I'm strong to the finish wit' me Valium spinach

But my bars only last about two minutes

But I don't want to swallow it without chewin' it

I can't even write a rhyme without you in it my Valium my Val-i-um Oh

Man I never thought that I could ever be a ** addict

--"nah f**k that I can't have it happen to me " but that's actually

What has ended up happenin' in a tragedy f**kin' passin' it up back to me

And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste ain't it

Pharmaceuticals are the bomb Mom Beautiful

She killed the f**kin' d**e with the medicine she done fed it

Feed it a f**kin' aspirin and say that it has a headache

"Here wanna' snack You hungry you f**kin' brat

Look at that It's a Xanax Take it and take a nap Eat it "

But I don't need it

"Well f**k it then break it up

Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up "

Alright Ma you win I don't feel like arguin'

I'll do it --pop and gobble it start wobblin'

Stumble hobble tumble slip trip then I fall in bed

With bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head

My mom loved Valium and lots of ***

That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her

Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' ***

That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom

My mom I'm just like her

My mom my mom my mom （x3）

My mom my mama

In an Eric Cartman voice: My mama I ain't takin' this no more

Heh sorry mom I sill love you though kiss sound

Dr Dre 2010

In a mocking tone: Man this sh*t is hella' hard homie Man take us on outta' here

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