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Kung Pao

Episode two: The continuing adventures of the Kung Pao buckaroos

The three cowboys needed a place to bed down for the night

So I suggested the establishment of Miss Kitty May

(Or she may not)

A former love and a woman of questionable repute

So they walked into the saloon and asked for Miss Kitty

And just then, they heard a voice sayin

'Hi, boys. You lookin' for these'

And the littlest cowboy turned around to see two huge 38s pointed right at his face

(Jimmy, you can't say that)

(What? She had huge guns)

Smith and Wesson revolvers

Oh boy, were they loaded

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She's aiming them right at us

(Softer, George, it's more effective)

She's aiming them right at us

Everybody duck

Not you, Jimmy. You stand up normal

They dropped the money they owed her, an' she bent over to pick it up

And, oh, that moon was beautiful

(Now Jimmy, you can't say that!)

Out the window. I couldn't see it till then George

There were mountains in the way

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'You guys are gonna get in trouble for this'

That woman sure chaps my

Ask her out then

I think he's got a little thing for her, George

(Louder, Bill, it's more effective)

I think he's got a little thing for her, George

It's not THAT little

(That was worth a three or four, Bill)

All, right, Jimmy, let's get serious now

So the little cowboy was tryin' not to act too excited

But when I look at a woman that beautiful, it's hard

(Jimmy!!!)

What? It's very difficult

I hope they're not recordin' this

Yeah

Ah

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An' I said: 'Little cowgirl, how would you like a little cowpoke

'Here we go'

Ooh yeah. Need a little buckaroo

In your dreams short barrell

Bum chicka bow wow

Oh my God

So the Kung Poo Buck

So the Kung Pao Buckaroos rode off into the sunset

Tune in next time for more action and romance

Yeah

(Softer, George, it's more effective)

Yeah