You're Welcome

Aw you can't just leave

Not when you're dressed like that

Dressed like what

This is what I always wear

Yeah and it's torture

How can you expect us to control ourselves

When you look like that

Dear Diary

Here we are in the dark

Fifty yards from my car

I could climb that tree

I'd never get that far

They're hundred pounds heavier

They have my keys

I'm a rat in a trap

Correction I'm the cheese

Hey there girl ignore this fool

He tries to play cool while his dribbleing droop

Just trying to say in our friendly way

That you've gotten hotter like every day

Ow

Hey there girl avoid this punk

He's hungry for a hunk of the junk in your trunk

There is no lie that dog won't try

When a tasty treat like you walks by

'Cause once you were geeky and nerdy

Now you're flirty freaky and dirty

You were nothing and nobody

But now you're good enough to get with me

Huh

You're welcome look where you are

You're welcome you've won a football star

You're welcome

Baby what's that smell

That's the smell of me lovin' you well

You're welcome

This is not a drill

This is not a bad dream

In a cow pasture no one can hear you scream

Never break their stare stay awake stay aware

You're not in real danger 'till they grab your hair

Come back girl now don't play hurt

If you don't want me starin'

Why you're wearin' that skirt

We can't be tamed and we can't be blamed

It's all your fault that we're inflamed

Cause once you were grody and grotty

Now you've got a body like a Maserati

Stroke my fur make me purr

Hey You wanted to be popular

You're welcome

Look where you are

You're welcome come get your football star

You're welcome

You've joined the pros

Once we squeeze you

You'll stay squoze

You're welcome in my lap welcome on my knee

Well

Come on and get grabby in the grass with me

I got one last chance to save my ass

What was that move from my self defense class

I'll steal your heart like a thief

Bring you sweet relief

Call me Wendy cause you'll never wonder

Where's the beef

They're a powder keg

So don't yell or beg

Stay friendly

Then gently accidentally sweep the leg

No Oh gross This mud stinks

You're welcome

Back up fool you reak

You're welcome

Well you smell like a sewage leak

You're welcome

Dude I'm pretty sure

This ain't mud it's cow manure

You're welcome

Ah It's everywhere

You're welcome

Hold on it's in my hair

You're welcome

Hey girl now let's not dwell

On the smell you can tell

I can still be loving you well

Swell

No I'll be loving her well

See you in hell

No I'll be loving her well

No I'll be I'll be I'll be I'll be

Lovin' lovin' lovin' lovin' lovin' her well

You're welcome

You're welcome

You're welcome