Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh

Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh - The Hit Crew

Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh

Here I am at Camp Granada

Camp is very entertaining

And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining

I went hiking with Joe Spivy

He developed poison ivy

You remember Lynnard Skynnard

He got ptomaine poinsoning last night after dinner

All the counselors hate the waiters

And the lake has alligators

And the head coach wants no sissies

So he reads to us from something called Ulysses

Now I don't want this to scare ya

But my bunk mate has malaria

You remember Jeffrey Hardy

They're about to organize a searching party

Take me home

Oh Muddah Fadduh

Take me home

I hate Granada

Don't leave me

Out in the forest where I might

Get eaten by a bear

Take me home

I promise I will not make noise

Or mess the house with other boys

Oh please don't make me stay

I've been here one whole day

Dearest Fadduh Darling Muddah

How's my precious little bruddah

Let me come home if you miss me

I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me

Wait a minute

It's stopped hailing

Guys are swimming

Guys are sailing

Playing baseball

Gee That's better

Muddah Fadduh kindly disregard this letter