A Fine Romance

A Fine Romance - Fred Astaire

A fine romance with no kisses

A fine romance my friend this is

We should be like a couple of

Hot tomatoes

But you're as cold as yesterday's

Mashed po-tah-toes A fine romance you won't nestle

A fine romance you won't even wrestle

You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France

I haven't got a chance this is a fine romance

A fine romance my good fellow

My strong aged-in-the-wood woman

You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean

At least they flap their fins to express emotion

A fine romance with no clinches

A fine romance with no pinches

You never give the orchids I send a glance

No you like cactus plants this is a fine romance