Lucky Me

Lucky Me (Live) - Bachelor Girl

I've got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up to blame me for his life

I get bunches of roses from another guy

And hate mail from his wife

I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name

Likes she make love while watching TV

And some guy calls me in the middle of the night

Just so I can hear him breathe

Lucky me

Lucky lucky me

I have everything in the whole wide world a girl could ever need

Lucky me

I've got a great car it's a red convertible made by mattel

Got a nice house in the suburbs

With hell's angels as neighbours as well

I've got a scholarship for a hundred years of college

And I wanna study dentistry

But my folks just want me married

And popping out the grandkids to keep them company

Lucky me

Lucky lucky me lovely

I have everything in the whole wide world

A girl could ever need

Lucky me

Lucky lucky me

I have everything in the whole wide world

A girl could ever need

Lucky me

I think I wanna join the hari chrishnas

Give up all my worldly goods and cut off all my hair

There's nothing that I have right now that brings me any joy

When I'm shopping at the mall

Can't find it anywhere

Well I've got my tamagotchi

And I've got my wristwatch wrong

I've got so many friends on the internet

I could never be alone

I've got just enough cash to pay a lot of tax

But not enough to quit my job

Got a fool's gold ring and credit card debt

Psychiatrist for my dog

Lucky me

Lucky lucky me lonely

I have everything in the whole wide world

A girl could ever need

Lucky me

Lucky lucky little old me

I have everything in the whole wide world

A girl could ever need

Lucky me

Lucky lucky me

I have everything in the whole wide world

A girl could ever need

Lucky me