We're All To Blame (From “Stories From Norway”)

We're All To Blame (我們都要被責備) - Ylvis

Written by：Vegard Ylvisåker/Bård Ylvisåker/Lars Devik/Christian Løchstøer

We demand some answers who is responsible

Someone needs to go

It was all my fault I'm the one to blame

It was my idea

And now I'm filled with shame

As you all well know I lost control

So I'm the one to blame

Ahem when you say it's all your fault

That's not correct after all

I was the architect

Eh well I was the major

And I voted yes so we share the blame

So it was the three of you

Yes and kjersti too

Oh yes definetly me I screwed up royally

So that's a total of four

Uhh I'm afraid it's two more

The project leader and me

Yes it was all my fault and mine

And mine and me me to and me and him and you

Who is responsible I need a single name

We can't we're all to blame

We were the ones who decided to anchor the tower in Styrofoam

We were the engineers who made sure the process were very slow

I was the right coordinator who totally lost control

And we the people of Hamar didn't support you guys at all

But are you sorry yes we are

Apologize of course we do

Will you fire anyone

If I could I would but who

We're all just tiny pieces in this catastrophic stew

We're all to blame we're all to blame

Yes we are all to blame and you can fire us all

There wouldn't be a single person left in city hall

People of Hamar

Do you want to spend a couple of millions

Maybe more who knows to finish the tower

Yes

We'll get a giant diving board

Who cares what Hamar can afford

We'll get the most expensive tower on the planet

It will be oversized and analyzed and overpriced

But customized for Hamar in the tower diving board

Will be magical fantastical affordable for Hamar town