One Thing

One Thing - Jon Lajoie

Lyrics by：Jonathan Lajoie

Composed by：Jonathan Lajoie

I'm finally vaccinated

I can barely believe it

We're not through it just yet but

We're beginning to see the light

They're saying I can go outside

Get back to my regular life

It's a miracle I'm so grateful

We're getting to the other side

But as we turn the corner

There's something I'm ashamed to admit

There's one thing about the pandemic I am going to miss

I'm gonna miss having the best excuse

To not have to hang out with my annoying friend Todd

I'm gonna miss being able to say Dude

I wish we could kick it but the government says we cannot

On top of it I lied and told him over and over

That I couldn't wait for this whole thing to be over

So we could get together and finally hang out

And now that we're both vaccinate that time is now

Don't get me wrong I'm not complaining

What a privilege to be vaccinate

But he still quotes Austin Powers

All the time need I say more

Be hai

He only buys jeans with holes in them

His favorite movie is 300

And he's always giving

Shitty advice you didn't ask for

I'm not doing so well

I really miss my dog Dude

You know what would help

Paleo diet

Again I'm so grateful we're

Finally getting through this

But he like references reservoir dogs

To justify why he never tips

It's like what Mr Pink says

Why should I tip just because

Society tells me I have to

Oh Jesus Christ

I'm gonna miss having the best excuse

To not have to hang out with my annoying friend Todd

I'm gonna miss being able to say Dude

I wish we could kick it but

The government says we cannot

What a beautiful gift in the end

To have the luxury to once again

Be really f**king annoyed

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